Kim Kardashian Is Now HOlier Then Thou…

Media whore Kim Kardashian wants you to believe that she is reconnecting with the lord and is starting up a bible study group. Sources say she is really trying to put on an act in hopes of winning the heart of quarterback Tim Tebow, who is a devout Christian (he turned her down flat and kept it moving.)

Kim Kardashian wants to start a ”bible study group” with her friends to further develop her Christian religion.

The 31-year-old socialite – who filed for divorce from husband Kris Humphries in October after just 72 days of marriage – is keen to affirm her faith further by reading the Christian holy book in a formal setting.

Writing on her twitter page, she said: “On my way to church with the girls! I want to start a bible study group with my friends! (sic)”

Meanwhile, in the season two finale of her reality show ‘Kourtney and Kim Take New York’ last night (29.01.12), Kim admitted she found it particularly “hard” to split from Kris as he possessed the “Christian” qualities she finds so important in a man.

She said: “It’s hard for me. He has a good heart, he’s a Christian – everything on paper I want in someone, but for some reason, my heart isn’t connecting.”

However, it has been claimed the brunette beauty’s new efforts in the field of religion are being made in an attempt to bag a date with NFL star Tim Tebow, who is a devout Christian.

An insider told National Enquirer magazine: “Kim has a big crush on Tim. She says he’s not only very handsome but seems like a guy with really strong values.”

Source

Alright ladies lets open our legs (I mean Bibles) and pray for black dummies with large dicks and major bank.

Posted on February 2, 2012, in WTF and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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